I dreamed the other night that I was in Martha Stewart’s house cleaning up piles of dog poop. It wasn’t even my dog’s poop. It wasn’t even Martha’s dog’s poop. The culprit was one of Martha’s friends’ dogs. The next thing I know I’m thoroughly scrubbing her bathroom because it’s dirty. Apparently Martha’s standards are … Continue reading A Good Place
Month: May 2023
Random Brain Droppings (5/11/23)
We have these corn bags in the office we heat up in the microwave for shoulder or back pain or whatever. Sometimes someone puts it in too long and the whole office smells like a silo on fire. Have you ever noticed when someone’s nipples are askew? I mean, you’re not looking for it, but … Continue reading Random Brain Droppings (5/11/23)
The Tara Chronicles 