My (Final) Resignation

Dear Sir,I solemnly regret to inform you that I can no longer participate in your charade and hereby resign from my position in same.I regret that I am not miserable, angry, or otherwise vindictive.I regret that I could not bring myself to strike you, no matter how much you have deserved it.I regret that – … Continue reading My (Final) Resignation

Acronyms for the Newly Divorced

It’s been a long arduous road, friends, and it aint over yet.  For those of you who severed a marriage and never have to look back – or look at – the insignificant other whose nose you wanted to shove a wine cork into on many a sleepless night – and for the rest of … Continue reading Acronyms for the Newly Divorced

La Vida Loca

Ok, so I’ve been MIA for a while.  I have a really good excuse.  But before we get to that, I haven’t actually been hiding.  I’m the woman in front of you in the self check-out line, scanning fruits without codes and struggling to fit all my groceries into one bag on that one little square foot of … Continue reading La Vida Loca