A Few of My Favorite Things

This is meant to be sung, to the tune of “A Few of My Favorite Things”.

Weeding the gardens
And seeding bare patches
Picking up garbage
And things the stray catches
Dodging the dog poo
And treasures he brings
These are a few of my favorite things…

Folding the laundry
And washing up dishes
Picking up hairballs and
What smells like dead fishes
Wet soiled bedsheets
Dust bunnies with wings
These are a few of my favorite things…

Indoors or outdoors
It doesn’t quite matter
If I can’t reach it
I’ll just get a ladder
Clogged dirty toilets
And car doors with dings
These are a few of my favorite things…

When the kids fight
When my girl screams
When the end feels near
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I just grab…. a beer!!!

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