(Important background information: For fun, I submitted my Facebook profile page and it later appeared on my local news station’s Facebook Flash segment and “B,” with whom I went to high school, saw it as it aired and sent me a message about it. Todd, who does ad work for my mom, used one of our wedding photos for an ad in the local paper for the Bridal section. B saw this too, and sent me a message, declaring “you guys are everywhere!”)
So this was our conversation this morning.
Me: I wish I could make a living “just” writing, you know, publish a book and make millions…
Todd: I wish I could make a living just lying in bed with you.
Me: You can, honey, it’s called porn.
Todd: Oh, right.
Me: And then B would be putting another message on my wall – “hey, I was going through my porn collection and I saw you and Todd! You guys really ARE everywhere!”
Life without humor is like an Oreo without the cream.