Meows for food, takes 2-3 bites, and leaves his food bowl for the dogs to finish. Ten minutes later, he’s back for more.As in – 2 bites more.It’s the game that keeps going and going and going….
Wants nothing to do with you all day, until 4 o’clock in the morning.Then paws your bedroom door to mimic the sound of a small earthquake, or meows in the hall like a smoke detector until the kids are awake.
Urinates on the bathroom rugs when the door is left open.Occasionally leaves a steamer on a bath towel left on the floor by one of the kids.
Urinates in your dad’s shoes.Or briefcase.Or, in his bathroom sink. Think there’s a message here???
Pukes ONLY in the community water dish.Seriously, NO WHERE ELSE.
Walks between your feet on your way down the stairs, or pauses suddenly in front of you as you’re passing through a room.
Regularly leaves poop uncovered, saving the most potent treasures for those special occasions when guests are arriving.
Runs over the kitchen island while you’re standing right there. (And he knows he’s not allowed.)